winslet:

Get To Know Me Meme ☆ [Favorite Movies 1/?]: PITCH PERFECT (2012)

"Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that’s what matters.”

How the signs respond to “I love you”

shitthesignssay:

Aries- I love you MORE

Taurus-really?

Gemini- I love… cake.

Cancer- for how long?

Leo-  Well, why wouldn’t you?

Virgo- Thank you

Libra- I have to pee.

Scorpio- Mhm

Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU

Capricorn- I know.

Aquarius- What even is love?

Pisces- Huh?

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I'm in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You're hot.
CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I dislike you.

catchingfires:

when your personal friends brag about having more than 100 followers on tumblr

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FILMOGRAPHY | Emma Stone

opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

Birthday
by Selena Gomez + 8,688 plays

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

2x05 / 4x05

calibornsbottomwhore:

im so angry the next generations will probably have virtual reality and alien contact and we have republicans and windows 8

RT if u the ugly friend

Happy 21st Birthday Chloe Beale (July 22nd, 1993)

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

Fifth Harmony on Wolf Watch - 7/21/14

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