thatfunnyblog:

I just wanted a gifset of all three… (x,x,x)

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

  1. Doctor: Okay, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?
  2. Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain*

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

dimpleforyourthoughts:

i just want a boy who touches me distractedly

like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you he’s just touching your skin and feeling the shape of your bones under that skin like it’s physically comforting for him to know that you’re there right under his fingertips im so

“You punish yourself for being yourself.”

My counsellor.  (via ditzylizzie)

“The hardest thing is not talking to someone you used to talk to everyday”

(via ohlovequotes)

carahaz:

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

I’d still be broke.

i truly genuinely feel sorry for all the people who try to talk to me and get disappointed and upset because i probably sound like i don’t want to talk to them when i actually just don’t know what to say I’M SORRY

Favourite things //  favourite band [Imagine Dragons]
  ↳ We have a little thing where we sing and do a couple tribal dances… naked.

Harry Potter + Soundtrack

danradcliffs:

Favourite Movies: Harry Potter Film Series (2001-2011)

You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be.

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

jaclcfrost:

my smile is terrible don’t ever make me smile. my laugh is also terrible don’t ever make me laugh. my anything is terrible. don’t make me do anything. don’t look at me

MW